(with apologies to The Troggs and Billy Mack)

My rings fit on my fingers,
My shoes fit on my toes,
This belt fits all around me,
And so the weight loss shows!

I only have one chin
And I don’t walk so slow!
So if your diet’s working,
Your body lets you know.

You know I love food,
I always did,
so I’ve been fat
since I was just a kid.
A new beginning
for my rear end:
no more on food
do I depend!

Happy Monday!  Choose wisely.
And enjoy this song in your head for the rest of the day.

xoxo